I work for carrots. Literally.
One Carrot, one answer, pulled from your own readings. Pick a monthly plan that suits how nosy you are — no per-device fee, no tier where I mysteriously get cleverer. Run out early and you can always top up.
A handful
For a nosy weekend
£3per month
100 Carrots- Roughly 100 questions a month
- One home, all its kit
- Unused Carrots roll over for 3 months
A sack
A whole heating season
£9per month
500 Carrots- Everything in a handful
- I'll nudge you when I spot something costing you money
- Monthly summary, free of charge
A cartload
Lots of kit, lots of opinions
£24per month
2,000 Carrots- Everything in a sack
- Up to five homes — handy for landlords and worried children
- Export the readings whenever you like
Or just top up, no subscription
Buy a bundle outright. It lasts twelve months, it stacks on top of a plan, and there's nothing to cancel — it's a little pricier per Carrot, which is the price of not committing.
A pocketful
A weekend of curiosity
£4one-off
100 CarrotsEnough to poke around your kit and settle an argument or two.
A bagful
A season of questions
£14one-off
500 CarrotsThe sensible one-off. Covers a winter of asking why the bill did that.
A barrowload
For the properly nosy
£44one-off
2,000 CarrotsPlenty for several homes, or one home and a very inquisitive owner.
Twenty Carrots, on me, every month
Every account gets a free handful each month — enough to keep an eye on things without paying me anything. I'd rather you asked than wondered.
What a Carrot actually buys
I only take a Carrot when I do the work. If I can't answer, I hand it back.
A straight reading
"What's my flow temp doing right now?"
A bit of digging
Thirty days compared, patterns spotted, costs added up.
A proper investigation
Cross-checking devices to work out why something's off.
A full commissioning check
Every setting, curve and sensor gone through against how the install should have been left.
Bolt on an expert
Each type of kit has a real specialist behind my answers. Add the ones you own; skip the rest. Cancel any month, and your Carrots keep working either way.
Graham Hendra
Heat pumps
£4per month
Simon Smith
Solar
£4per month
Your battery expert
Batteries
£3per month
Your EV charging expert
Chargers
£3per month
Your wind expert
Turbines
£3per month
Your boiler expert
Boilers
£3per month
Your tariff expert
Tariffs
£3per month
Things people ask before buying me food
Do Carrots expire?
Plan Carrots roll over for three months, so a quiet summer doesn't cost you. Top-ups you've bought outright last a full twelve.
Spend nothing first.
The demo hands you twenty Carrots and four real homes to poke at. Decide afterwards whether I'm worth a sack.